"Iced White Chocolate Mocha for Carrie"
Carrie walks up to the counter and grabs her drink. Now I'm not the one to look at another woman's boobs usually but hers have definitely caught my attention. They are extremely BIG and they look like they are hurting her. They could be hers but I doubt that very seriously. Carrie is of a lighter complexion and the top part of her chest area looks really red. Maybe she caught a rash from the implants, I don't really know but they look horrible. They also look lumpy, like there is a fist in there. Carrie grabs a cup holder for her drink and another woman walks up to her and the conversation goes like this:
Woman-"Excuse me Miss, I'm not trying to be rude or anything but are you're breast real?"
Carrie-"Wow, it took a lot of balls to ask me that but no they aren't real, I got them about a month ago, why?"
Woman-"I'm thinking of getting implants because my husband is obsessed with big breast and I don't want him to cheat on me."
Carrie-"Honey, if you get them, get them for yourself because he still wont stop looking at other women."
Woman-"Why do you say that?"
Carrie-"It's not the breast that he's obsessed with it's the women, so even if you get implants he'll get tired of them after awhile. You know what they say?"
Woman-"No I don't?"
Carrie-"There's no titties like new titties."
Carrie-"Wow, it took a lot of balls to ask me that but no they aren't real, I got them about a month ago, why?"
Woman-"I'm thinking of getting implants because my husband is obsessed with big breast and I don't want him to cheat on me."
Carrie-"Honey, if you get them, get them for yourself because he still wont stop looking at other women."
Woman-"Why do you say that?"
Carrie-"It's not the breast that he's obsessed with it's the women, so even if you get implants he'll get tired of them after awhile. You know what they say?"
Woman-"No I don't?"
Carrie-"There's no titties like new titties."
This Carrie chick is really telling the truth. Why do people have to always assume that women who get implants are shallow individuals? Maybe some of them are doing it for themselves. Seriously though, do we ever just do things for ourselves? When women dress up to go out it's usually for other women, not for their man or themselves. We dress up for other women because in our minds we are secretly competing with one another. We notice when another woman looks at our shoes or clothes and we make a mental note. The mental note sounds like this, "One point for me Bitch!"
